ParAss Hilton (the big C) is heading back to the tube..her new reality show will focus on her looking for, and hopefully finding, a new best friend. Someone she can trust. Yeah, picture her going up to some homeless wino in an alley and putting a Hello Kitty over her face to block the smell (hers, not his.) "Be my fwiend, I'm a millionaire!" Homeless wino chucks his Thunderbird breakfast up on her size 13 Miu Mui pumps. She moves on to meth addicted HIV hookers who take the cash and tell her they don't kiss on the lips or do anal.
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OMG! This HAS to be a joke? Who is that f'g pathetic? And on national TV? Is she kidding? Gotta be!!! Besides Brit has already done this for all of us to watch and it didn't work out, well not yet anyways. her show is still on, just not as frequently. *chuckles*
HELLO. ALL OF MY POSTS EXPOSING WHY PEREZ HILTON HATES ON JESSICA ALBA HAVE BEEN DELETED ON HIS SITE. EVERY LAST ONE. THIS IS BECAUSE THE REASON WHY HAS TO DO WITH JESSICA GETTING PARISITE DROPPED BY HER AGENCY. THAT'S RIGHT PARIS HILTON RUNS WHAT IS SAID AND WHAT IS NOT SAID ON HIS WEBSITE!!! I WILL NOW BOYCOTT PEREZHILTON.COM AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT PARISITE, I RECOMMEND YOU DO THE SAME!!
how pathetic and pitiful is that!
"no kissing on the lips or anal" LMAO!!!
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