Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Paris Hilton banned from the Oscars


Words is..ParAss is banned from all the hooplah at the Oscars, even though she shilled out 4 million for a really cool dress. She actually thinks she's a movie star. Now ParAss is upset and bawling and is unsure of going to the after Oscars parties, but, thinks she might, but, it she does she'll wear a wig to "keep her dignity." Do we even have to type jokes about the words ParAss and dignity in the same sentance? Ehh, it's too easy.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

$4 million DRESS?!?!?! WTF???? what's it made out of, gold leaf and diamonds? or did someone just charge her that cuz they had to touch her to measure her?

Anonymous said...

She can't go to the ceremony? Or the parties too? HaHa! Thats such a dis. I'm glad someone thot to do this. She could get into the Porno-Awards I bet. I mean, she's a stripper now isn't she?

Anonymous said...

I'm double-clicking again today DD!!! GGRRR!!! Make it go away.

Dirty Disher said...

I can't..it's bloggers screw up. We have to wait until they fix it.

Anonymous said...

Okaayy...I guess. :(

Anonymous said...

Miss Tia , that was my first thought,too !! 4 million on a DRESS ?!?!?! That's just wrong !! How many hungry people would 4 million $ feed ? Or how many animals in shelters would it keep alive ?? I am just totally stunned and speechless. And that doesn't happen very often ! It just makes me feel really sad .

Anonymous said...

I totally agree. 4M just seems impossible. Cripes, even 400 thousand would be an incredulous figure... even 40K!

Has anyone here ever heard of a dress that costly??

Either the damn thing is layered in fat, 5star/VS diamonds or someone's pulling our leg.... LOL

Anonymous said...

She just sold an L.A. house that sold for alot less than that. This is BS.