Friday, February 29, 2008

Paris is down to ten dogs





First Paris gets her giant paws on Nicole Richies mans twin brother, and makes him carry her crap and treat her like she's not a ho, just like Joel does for Nick..then she gives up her beloved polyester for rockin' garb and makes Benji follow her like a dog. If that's not unnerving enough, lately she's dyed her skin some strange mocha color that's exactly the color of Nicole's real complexion. Strange bitch.
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She's given away 7 of her dogs and now only has 10, until they have babies again. Stupid dogs annoying ParAss like that. She also has her own zookeeper on a ranch in Nevada. Her pets include monkeys, ferrets, horses, rabbits and some exotics that she rarely sees, but, they're hers! You don't know what it's like to be busy like ParAss so you just shud up! She can't spend time with all the animals while she works her butt off to turn into Nicole Richie, you stupid peoples.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks way better tho. The rocker duds are cooler than her sex-pot stripper garb. & trying to be like Nicole is kinda sad but it's not a bad thing. Nicole seems to really have her sh** t'gthr now. I hope Paris can do the same thing. Obviously Nicole or Joel haven't discouraged Benji from seeing her. So, I guess it's all good. w/e works I say.

Anonymous said...

I would be SO pissed if I were Nicole.

Anonymous said...

she's gonna be wearing that zebra print something thats in that bag sometime soon, be watching for it. I like her rocker look too.