Thursday, February 7, 2008

Stars out for UNICEF


I could have titled this photo Scientology vs Kabalah vs angry lesbian, OR Katie Holmes is a giant, covers her shoulders with napkins, but, really, I'm just glad Tommy Girl found someone he's taller than.. Lourdes! Glad mom finally did something about that unibrow, sweetie. Now run!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lourdes, i think, has more of a chance than Cruise's kids....

i don't like madonna, but she doesn't decree that she can't associate with non-kabababalists....and madonna lets Lourdes spend time with her father--even madonna visits him---which cruise doesn't let his kids do (visit Nicole).....

Anonymous said...

Why is Rosie holding Madonna's daughter so snuggly?


HAHA

Anonymous said...

To hide her fat body.

Anonymous said...

Did Katie finally get braces? I mean she never smiles with her mouth open anymore. Or maybe she just doesn't feel like it. But she needed braces STAT. I was just wondering. & Madonna makes me puke & her daughter is a little sasquatch & Tom is a dwarf & Rosie is in drag here. I am sooo PMS'g.

Anonymous said...

maybe katie isn't smiling cuz she's doing what her new BFF posh spice does and that is to never smile!

even though i've seen posh smile and she looks so much better while smiling!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Madonna should take a clue from Posh too & keep her ugly mouth shut.

Anonymous said...

Body language tells me that Tom is leaning away from Katie, she is forcing herself to lean kinda his way & his smile is very fake & Madonna seems uncomfortable posing with him as well, as does Rosie. This is a tense group. There is no love here, except of course from Madonna & her child. Everybody else seems to want to not be there.

Anonymous said...

scientology vs kabbalah vs angry lesbian sounds good, but let's not forget oprah. throw her in & the fight for world domination can begin

Anonymous said...

oh yeah...totally forgot about tom & rosie having that cat fight over psych meds....

Anonymous said...

i didnt realize madonna was so short!

Anonymous said...

Yeah! & she's gotta be in 4" heels for this occasion!! She's a shrimp! Gwen Stfani is short too. I love Gwen tho. Madonna is so fake.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Didn't know until this morning (on GMA) that Cher once dated Tommy boy! She said he was very sweet. Hmm...isn't that a strange pair?? What would he have done with Chastity? LOL..