Monday, February 25, 2008

The Grapes Of Snark


Tilda Swinton won Best Actress in a Supporting Role for her role in Michael Clayton. Jeeez..would it kill her to wear some mascara?? No, really, I don't expect stars to be all blinged out at the grocery store or botox themselves into oblivion, but, jeepers creepers, this was THE OSCARS! Spring for some fucking Mabaline fer cripes sake. Her dress was a black sack. The whole look was dingy and reminded me of those sad photos of women taken during the great depression.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like Conan O'Brien's brother--err, sister.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised you're not won over by her red hair, DD...

She has an intelligent, almost masculine look to her. She has interesting, rather than beautiful, features; that said, her strong bone structure would carry make up very well, and I agree it's a shame she won't get in the spirit. She may think it's no use trying to compete with the glamour pusses, or else she's carting a heapin' helpin' of that, "I'm a serious actress who has no time for artifice, other than my work" luvvie BS that unfortunately affects many otherwise bright people who have convinced themselves that acting is more important than it actually is. WAY more important.

N.

Anonymous said...

Crinkly face! Gee-odd! She made a stupid speach too talking about George Clooney's Batman suit the entire time. Stupid. Didn't watch, saw that on the news this morning. She is def a different looking woman, not pretty, in fact scary looking. w/e...it got her an Oscar. Don't care.

Anonymous said...

a starving, homely woman. She was probably a concentation camp victim in Schindlers List. Thats not even a funny joke, if thats what she's going for. Is she gay, I bet she's a dyke.

Anonymous said...

maybe 'she' is a lesbian. She looks like one.

Anonymous said...

I am all for ole natural too, but I agree this is the Oscars. Every woman wants to look their best out in a big gala due like this, so I do beleive she could have spiced it up a bit.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Gary Sinise's sister...

http://www.the-movie-times.com/thrsdir/actors/actorProfiles.mv?gsinise

mm

Anonymous said...

this guy looks terrible...

Anonymous said...

she reminds me of david bowie.

Anonymous said...

I thot for a sec that it was Clay Aiken, just for a sec, as I was scrolling. Then I still was at a loss. Gawd!

Major Majormajor said...

She should have won for Orlando. Seriously, one of the best movies ever.