Monday, February 11, 2008

Tina Turner at the Grammys



Here's a hint for you, NEVER watch the Grammys right after you watch a kick ass musical like "Across the Universe". I did, and the Grammys about sent me into a coma after that. Go rent "Across the Universe" if you haven't seen it yet, the re-done Beatles music in it is really good....then...
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I watched while Alicia Keys sang some duet with poor old dead Frank Sinatra. It was called Learning The Blues, but, it wasn't blues so kiss my ass. Then Alicia won something and thanked God and her dead Gramma. (kill me now) Then, I yawned through some more shit and Kanye sang a song to his dead mamma. Kanye seemed pissed that he didn't get album of the year, but, he's always pissed at the Grammys. Then I yawned some more and kept flipping to the Simpsons because Marge had her hair down, then Tina Turner came on and I got up and danced with her. She's so cool...she should have kicked Beyonces big butt right off that stage and hit Rhianna with her 'ella, 'ella, ella.
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And no I do not want to talk about that fluff Carrie Unerwood singing some trash about keying a guys car and smashing his headlights because he cheated. Psycho cunt-ry. And, or The Time reuniting, like anyone gives a shit. And friggin' Aretha turned the Grammys into church. Uh uh.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha you rule.

Anonymous said...

Tina was great and the lady still can shake her thing! She's amazing. I would have enjoyed it better without Beyonce. Kind of spoiled it for me.

Susan

Anonymous said...

Didn't watch. But Tina rocks my world. Beyonce' is always stealing the show. She's a pig. What was it supposed to be like Tina passing the torch, so to speak? gawd, I hope not.

Anonymous said...

i liked the time (in the 80's, don't get local channels now and i wouldn't have watched it anyway...)
777-9311, WHAT TIME IS IT?, Everybody walk your body....good tunes....great fun....

Anonymous said...

I liked "Jungle Love" because i have to hear it thru the bedroom ceiling from my skank hag neighbor. I was cracking up.


But seriously, Cirque du Soleil. Sucked ass. wtf was that all about.

Anonymous said...

Ughh.I agree with what you says about Carrie Underwood. I find her very annoying. Actually, I find the majority of those American Idol winners, or non-winners, really super annoying.

Anonymous said...

Oh!! Thank you SO MUCH for that flick. I read in the paper today that Tina Turner did a duet with Beyonce that left Beyonce puffed at the end and Tina fired up for more. And now I've seen it. Don't you just LOVE her post menopausal stumpy figure? I had a real 'I am an ugly old woman' day today, and now I'm walking proud and straight again. Tina has always done that for me. Love her.

Anonymous said...

Tina is the sh** ya'll!!! Beyonce' is a big girl, huh? Her big a** barely fit on that chair. Tina has always been about her legs & she still got that. Her waist is a bit thicker & she has aged some but to me she looks gorgeous & not stumpy, she's never had a long waist anyways. It's the legs babee! Beyonce's thighs are huge, Tinas legs look fab!

Anonymous said...

I wish they had switched outfits, B has the waistline for the bustier and Tina has the legs for the mini...still good tho, thanks DD, I didn't watch..watched a movie called "Donnie Darko" awesome! how did I miss this?...

Anonymous said...

The Grammys are a fucking joke. Did Lionel Ritchie win for Best New Artist again this year?