Thursday, February 21, 2008

Twice as many reasons to be pissed


Jessica Alba's friends have let it slip that the actress has just found out she's pregnant with twins. This presents twice the problem of masking your pissed-off-ness at pretending you even want the damn thing you planned on purpose to keep a boy friend you now don't like, as you grow bigger and more pissed off. Who says she's not a good actress? Stretch marks, anyone?

4 comments:

Major Majormajor said...

When I was over 8 months pregnant, people asked me if I was having twins. That was when I turned sideways and they nearly fainted from the "forwardness" of my stomach. I just had a "GIAGANTOR" baby. You get one baby for the (physical) price of 2. (PSSSTT... my husband was a twin and weighed over 5lbs... premature. I blame it on him.)

Major Majormajor said...

Yeah... I got pissed off and cried. Especially in the middle of my 12 hour labour when they told me I had to have a c-section. There's a reason to be pissed off.

Dirty Disher said...

Awwwww, I love birth stories..it's the most exciting thing in a womans life, I think. When I was preg with my first one my top weight was 129 pounds and yet I had a huge baby with three fully formed teeth. It's amazing, huu?

Anonymous said...

teeth???? in a new born??? Thats scary. OMG! That is sooo scary.