Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Unflattering photos



Top is Jennifer (A SIZE TWO IS NOT FAT!) Love Hewitt with her man. And the bottom is our heroine, Perez Hilton at the Area nightclub on Saturday. Proactive much?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think there's anything wrong with the first picture.

Anonymous said...

Even at her skinniest, she just has wide-set hips, she cant' change that. Perez however, can use Stri-Dex!! He needs a make-over. I can't believe nobody has offered him one. It's an emergency.

Anonymous said...

Jen's jeans are about 2 sizes too big & adds to her gerth. She needs slim,tighter fitting girl jeans. It would minimize her hips.

Anonymous said...

I agree with anon 7:30:00 about the first picture...now as for the second one, yiiiiikes!! he needs ALOT of treatment, that's probably why he has chosen to do nothing, this would require a stay in the hospital and pain killers to repair...

Anonymous said...

JLH looks fine.
But what the hell happened to Perez??? Well he has always been fugly but that's a new low.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why PH is so popular, unless it's because the average intellect appeals to the average intellect.

He's not clever or interesting, he's a bigger famewhore than the celebs he mocks for famewhoring, and calling all cute men "gayfaced" isn't amusing, it's just what all gay men do all the time - imagine the whole world is gay. Zzzzzzz......boring....

Anonymous said...

JLH is very right, a size two is not fat! But she ain't no size two. And she damn sure isn't fat, unless you wanna say she is p.h.a.t. Pretty Hot And Tempting!

As for Perez.....GAK! Shiteous for sure!!

Anonymous said...

I think JLH is about a 6. Just because of her hippiness. Thats not fat. But in Hollywood it is. But Lilo is probably at least a 6 or 8 & her thighs & calves are a 12!!! So, JLH looks Ok to me too. & she is so pretty. But I agree, she ain't no 2 & she isn't fat. I think she looks regular. Perez is really starting to gross me out! He needs to stay out of the limelight & just report it. & yeah, he sooo wants to hump Larry Birkhead it isn't even funny. Always calling him gayface. He just wants the guy & is jealous of his looks.

Anonymous said...

a wife beater & baggy ass jeans? WTH does she expect ppl to say about her???

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the whole "Perez" thing either. How does he get on TV and shit?? He is fugly as hell, fat and lazy!

He really kisses ass to all the celebs. They probably think he's gross and feel sorry for his big ass!

His website is somewhat overrated; it's not that special or great.

Anonymous said...

Perez needs a very special treatment.

That kind of treatment you only find in Iraq or Afghanistan.

to quote a queen: Off with his head!

he is a boring, racist asshole. A hypocrite and idiot. Like most of his posters he has no taste.

The world would be a better place without him.

Sent him to Iraq or Indonesia with a big 'I am gay' sign around his neck - and watch how long he survives. I would say: 3h

Anonymous said...

J.L.H is full of shit! she's a size 12 to 14! I'm 5'2 , 120 pounds and wear a size 6 ( sometimes a 4 ) why doesn'y J.L.H just accept it and not make other women feel like crap!

Pigez is gross! inside and out-

Anonymous said...

Shes not a 2 and i dont agree shes a 14 either, but I dont care what size she is or isnt, shes not 'fat' whatever it is.

8:21:00 is right those jeans are just adding to her width on top of being baggy arsed.

PH's acne is terrible I can almost feel sorry for the guy. Almost. But he wouldnt need hospitalization and pain killers for it lol. He needs a good regime from a dermtologist, topical meds and orals ones as well. Would improve that mess a great deal.

But 8:18:00 is so on the money that he needs a total make over! Even with out acne hes a mess!

Anonymous said...

What a douche. Is he still alive? Is site is a bore and he's an ass kisser