Turns out my episode of projectile vomiting the other day wasn't the flu, I'd just seen ParAss Hilton and Benji Madden's initial rings. Her's has BM (bowel movement? Blow me? Mischa Barton (dyslexic?) Bad meth?) and his has PH (ParAss Herpes? Penis Hurts? Porky hump? Poon Hound?) Akkkkkkkkkkk!
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haven't they been dating for 2 days? I feel so bad for Nicole-I know those brothers are close. Now she has to have herpes vagina near Harlow, poor baby.
She is a truly sad spectacle. Her Grandfather is I am sure dismayed at her behavior and trashing of the family name worldwide. But it starts with that sorry excuse for parents she was unfortunate enough to have. He seems like an idiot and she is just like Paris; a party happy airhead with delusions of grandeur. If Paris had been born to a working class family she would be bouncing on matresses and couches trying to get a part in a movie.
yeah, it's very junior high of them. This is sooo destined to fail. They are making waaay too much of it. You can't jump on a speeding train Paris. She needs to pull up on those reins a bit & let the guy breathe. Tomorrow they will be baby clothes shopping on Robertson!!! This is sickening. He's a quick rebounder & you never stay with the rebound person, so Paris count your minutes! Those rings are awful & hideous & cheap looking but very expensive I'm sure. Stupid kid stuff. Why not just wear a banner across her chest "Future Mrs. Madden"! Seriously! and it aint gonna happen.
"she would be bouncing on matresses and couches trying to get a part in a movie."
Umm...yeah, doesn't she do that on a daily basis anyway? Yeah, thot so!
yeah the BM thing just floors me. I swear I can't help it as soon as I saw that I thot WTH, that means bowel movement!!! What an idiot.
She will soon get pregnant on purpose...Wait for it. She will not be out-done by Nicole..
Just my opinion. We'll see.
Susan
PH = Party Ho??
That is so retarded.
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