I am fresh out of Ashlee Simpson jokes. Her new face looks like rubber, her boy friend is a suicidal girl, her father is partying hard and picking up strange women, her mother is contemplating an ugly divorce, her sister is almost as worthless and stupid as she is, if that's possible..oh, and her new lip sync album bombed. Dear Ashlee..your 15 minutes are up.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Ashlee Simpson scares me
I am fresh out of Ashlee Simpson jokes. Her new face looks like rubber, her boy friend is a suicidal girl, her father is partying hard and picking up strange women, her mother is contemplating an ugly divorce, her sister is almost as worthless and stupid as she is, if that's possible..oh, and her new lip sync album bombed. Dear Ashlee..your 15 minutes are up.
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She's turning into Mr. Magoo.
LOL, her face looks like old man knee fat. That you can pull and push.. GROSS
fugggggggggggg
Her claim to fame is her sister's short-lived sympathy due to her short-lived show about her short-lived marriage to a guy as dull as Ashlee. Now Ashlee's short-lived carreer finally ends and her creepy Dad can focus on his creepy self. Ahh Hollywood! the plasticicity and lack of originality can only get you a couple of years and a few tens of millions of dollars.
Joe Simpson is fooling around? I guess Jess wouldn't, so whats a dad to do? EW!!! But seriously, their mother is thinking divorce? I am outta the loop on this one DD.
Looking like Mom here.
I think marriage is coming up
crystal
anon 6:03...I'm with you. Whats up with Joe & their mom? I haven't heard about anything.
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