Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Audrina Patridge..ode to the mentally handicapped


Audrina Patridge is slow, right? I mean, look into her eyes, you can tell there isn't much going on in there. Now nude photos of Audrina have popped up.
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In a statement made through her rep, Audrina says "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."
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Uhhh, protect yourself by keeping your clothes ON, maybe? That's a tough concept for today's starletts and chickletts. You'll have to google the pics yourself if you want to see her naked. I don't think I'd feel right if I took advantage of the mentally retarded.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who this is and somehow I think I can survive not seeing her naked.

Anonymous said...

She has a nice body, that's obvious, but she is also young and image concious. It's her upper lip that I can't stop looking for.

Anonymous said...

u sure she's not an Osmond? She certainly has the Osmond teeth goin' on

Anonymous said...

Maries child?

Anonymous said...

From Tyler Durden's site:

Sources say the beauty from a wealthy Orange County family was a natural in front of the camera and loved every second of the shoot at an LA mansion.
They told how she was thrilled with the results and particularly the raunchy schoolgirl pics.
But now the pictures she urged a photographer friend to take when she was 19 could come back to haunt her.
A source told how Audrina had had enough of posing for bikini shots and decided she wanted to be a glamour model.
"She was determined to go ahead with it, even though she was warned to wait and see how her modelling went before doing topless stuff.
"She was always comfortable in front of the camera and wasn't shy or nervous about doing a nude shoot.
But Audrina's hopes of impressing glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures.
The insider said: "Looking at the pictures you'd say they were crazy to turn her down.
"She looks absolutely sensational.

:::::Well, well, well... so you were "taken advantage of", eh Audrina??::::

Dish is right. She IS a fuckin' retard.... for thinking we're stupid enough to buy her bullshit.