Conned by a child

I keep getting interrupted today by some little kid at my door. He won't be ignored and he won't go away. I pointed to the "No soliciting" sign on my door. He claims he's only six and can't read. Bullshit, he's like, eight. He's trying to sell me the free Wal-Mart flyer that comes in the free newspaper. It's only a dollar! Come on, lady! I ask him what he wants money for and he says (with pathetic eyes) "I'm hungry." Yeah, he doesn't look like a waif to me. He says his mom is working, he's alone and there's no food. If he had a dollar he could go to McDonalds. I made him a sandwich of his choice. I gave him a juice box and a bag of chips too and told him to beat it. I watched him go outside and he kept the juice box and chips and threw the sandwich in my shrubs. Then he messed around awhile, stomped on the neighbor kids squirt gun and broke it, kicked an old cat, and peed on the the oak tree out front. I don't think I like this kid.