It's not just gossip, it's true. Demi Moore is a fan of leeches because she thinks they detoxify your body. She said so herself on Letterman.
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Demi said, "I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These aren't just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we're talking high level blood suckers."
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If leeches have any real benefit (to healthy people), I do not care and I'll pass. I HAVE always admired how the little fuckers can attach themselves to you without you feeling it though. Anyone who likes fishing in ponds or just wading in still water to check out the wildlife knows how they are, and there's no way I believe any leech is better than any other leech, and I'll dildo myself in Times Square when someone proves to me that you can "highly train" a leech. They don't gross me or scare me, but, I'm quick to pull off their fat bloated slimey self's and toss them back, far away from me, because they are quite disgusting. Give me a hot Vampire anyday. I think Demi is half baked to pay for this.
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I've added two links about leeches. In the second one, there is the following comment: "Nowadays, leeches are routinely used to drain blood from swollen faces, limbs and digits after reconstructive surgery." In other words, she's using them to bring down the swelling after plastic surgery. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think so. Either that or else she's getting conned by some greedy Austrian with a great sense of humour. Also, I highly doubt the leeches are going to remove JUST the toxins from her body--well, why would they? They're parasites that live off blood--they're not going to forego the red stuff in favour of Demi's ick...you know, botox, Kutcher cum, spray-on tan, et cetera...ewwwwwww.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leech#Leech_bites
http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html
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I have seen programs in which they use leeches to stimulate post surgery or trauma areas. To me it's just a little creepy. She tries so hard to stay young for Cashton though, that I fear one day she'll look like Joan Rivers.
People obsessed with youth are never happy. Cootcher is gonna leave her for one of her pretty daughters. Wait and see.
leeches are a nice way to loose hematomas. Still used for that today. Works great. I remember as a kid when my daddy used some to get a freaking hematoma in a soccer players leg under control.
But 'detoxify the blood'? The leeches must have sucked out Demi's brain.
Or are celebs really that stupid. Wait, they also have low grade silicone injected into their faces.
So yes, celeb women are completly brain dead. Tell them that some idiotic treatment will give them 10 years back and they will shell out the big bucks.
Fame seems to kill brain cells.
Did she really say the leeches were highly trained? Even old celebs must get nervous in front of a camera and say silly things.
Or maybe,........it's Ashton pulling another stunt!!
Highly trained high level blood suckers ay? Is she just completely retarded?
haven't any of idiots ever heard of "Leech Boot Camp"? Duh! They train those little bastar** all day & all night. Thru little obstacle courses and they have class 3 days a week & tests too. They graduate at a leech boot camp graduation ceremony and all the dad & mom leeches come & they are so proud of their highly trained leech offspring! >Now, thats about as retarded as her theory.< It's gross. Who hasn't seen that kid in "Stand by me" pull the leech outta his tighty whities? Yowch! I can't stand to even think about it. Demi never graduated from high school, but her leeches must have!
I'll meet you in Times Square with my dildo.
"Fresh air"? "Times Square"!!! I am there!!! I love the NYC! We could hit Canal Street and shop after you do the dildo show thingy and then hop a cab down to The Statue Of Liberty, thats about a 3 hour wait in line tho. Canal Street! Bring cash. Those chinamen don't take credit cards! But it's crazy fun girl!!!
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