Eva LongWhoria opened her restaurant, Beso last night and had a huge list of nobodies show up to cheer on her latest effort to ensure employment after they finally cancel Desperate Housefucks.
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Kim Kardashian, Felicity Huffman, Brittny Gastineau, Nicollette Sheridan, Dana Delaney, Shawn Prfrom, Lake Bell, Sheryl Crow, Roselyn Sanchez, Eric Winter, Constance Marie, George Lopez, Sarah Lancaster, Julie Benz, Jermaine Jackson and James Denton all showed up. Boy, there's some A list.
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Longwhoria claims she's world famous for her tortilla soup. I've had tortilla soup and I'd rather eat soap. Besides, I've seen Eva shopping, so I'm pretty sure her "world famous" soup consists canned beans poured over Frito's with some hair spray as a binder. I think this Todd English is actually doing the cooking, which is good, I guess. I hope it's not all Mexican food. Mexican food sucks like a hairless dog. I'll bet Kardashian stole all the center pieces and smuggled them out in her butt. And Teri Snatcher couldn't come because she was busy masturbating to a poster of Ryan Gaycrest.
6 comments:
Sorry to hear you don't like Mexican food. why r you so angry? your postings have taken a definite tone to them.
I'm not angry.
if you are angry...go ahead and be angry...day in day out...you make my day.
Oh, DD, real Mexican food is good! But it's hard to find outside the border states and Chicago. Real Tex-Mex (not what you get at Taco Bell or any of the chains) is good, too. I grew up on it, of course, so YMMV.
Mexican food is the best DD! You must not have had any thats good. Tortilla soup is amazing. We make it alot at our house & we LOVE it. Its one of our favs! You need to try the good stuff & stop thinking Taco Bell is mexican food.
Mexican food is yummy & cheap to make so it fits my budget plus being from Texas we love it anyway. We aren't mexican or fat either. You need to get ur ass to Texas & have some good, real time mexican food. Tex-Mex!!
I only fear what sort of "Mexican" food you've had. I'd die without Mexican food, but I grew up in the Southwest. I could mainline authentic tortillas...mmmmmm. And I'd agree with anon, you seem even crankier than usual for some reason today, lol. Sometimes it's good to vent.
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