I suspect a riff in best-friendsville. Posh has not been seen with Katie in awhile. It's rumored that Mrs. Cruise is starting her own fashion line and I don't think Poshie likes it much. So Eva LongWhoria has stepped in as new BFF. Eva is wondering why Vicky had to bring this pesky kid along when all she wanted was some exposure with a famous person and some much needed fashion tips.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Eva pretends she likes VB's kid
I suspect a riff in best-friendsville. Posh has not been seen with Katie in awhile. It's rumored that Mrs. Cruise is starting her own fashion line and I don't think Poshie likes it much. So Eva LongWhoria has stepped in as new BFF. Eva is wondering why Vicky had to bring this pesky kid along when all she wanted was some exposure with a famous person and some much needed fashion tips.
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Eva doesnt strike me as the maternal nuturing type lol not even in small 'auntie e' doses.
Boy, ain't that the truth.
I never, EVER thought I'd have anything in common with LongWhoria... but whaddya know!
I absolutely hate it when I make arrangements to have a "girl's lunch" with a friend--- and she shows up 20 minutes late with her toddling rug-rat and whining about how "the sitter stood her up" and assuring me "he won't be annny trouble at all..." as the little fucker proceeds to throw sugar packets around, pound out a concerto for salt shaker and spoon, drop food in a 3' radius of our table and spill his mommy's glass of iced tea *everywhere*--- all this, while he manages to interrupt every third word in conversation throughout the meal.
Oh, I know... "not all kids".. right? Ehhh... well it's probably at the very least, "most".
Pretend to like the kid, then ask to borrow his jeans. (compare their legs!)
mm
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