Uncle Willy says Jamie Lynn was an accident, just like her own pregnancy. He claims Jamie got snipped and then Lynne got preggers and they did a DNA test to make sure she was a Spears and she was. That's why she's named Jamie Lynn, to make a point..according to good old toothless Uncle Willy. Only uneducated dips don't know that vasectomies don't work right away, dude, there's a holding period where swimmers are still active. Anyhow it's a rotten thing to say about a kid and weren't most of us accidents anyhow? I know I was. My ma says I wasn't but, she used to yell "You lil' white haired bastard!" while she was chasing me with a Willow switch. That's right, I got beat, that's why I'm so mean. (Love you, ma.) I betcha Uncle Willy was an accident. Why would parents plan to have an alcoholic redneck gopher eating bum who lives in an old camper?
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I wonder how much he got paid to leak that? The whole family is going to come out of the woodwork now cause Brit's finances are on lock down and they can't milk the cow anymore.
I was an accident too! It took me 20 years to realize that a June wedding and a January birthday don't quite add up!
"The whole family is going to come out of the woodwork now cause Brit's finances are on lock down and they can't milk the cow anymore."
Oh, Goodie!
Big Surprise, and who cares this little twit isnt going to be famous for anything that amounts to much. She is already a big disappointment, pregnant @ 16 this isnt 1970, dumb ass.
The whole Spears family is an accident. Obviously they know nothing about contraception, family planning etc. But they do know how to shag and love it.
Doesn't she look like Carrie Underwood in that pic?
I was planned!! But then my dad took one look at me and got snipped!!
Just his name,"Uncle Willy" creeps me out. Thats such a pedophile name, & maybe thats NOT an accident.
you know, 1 thing is true, both of the Spears' girls have amazingly beautiful teeth. Thats great. I know having money helps that. But braces or just good dental genes are not a bad thing. and if braces won't help lots of money can buy caps. But their teeth look genuine. Not caps. Like The Duffster's.
like that news will help the family lol.
crystal
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