Monday, March 17, 2008

Jolie and Pitts 900th house


Angie and Brad just made an offer this ...it's an 850-year-old stone house in France. Because Angelina doesn't want to give birth on the huge ranch they just bought while he was working in Texas. Or in their beautiful restored New Orleans home..or the famous architect designed modernistic homes in LA...or in their NYC penthouse..or...shall I go on, or shall I just shoot myself now?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a dump.

Dirty Disher said...

Pigstye.

Anonymous said...

Well DD! You need extra space for all the nannies & hired help!


but brAngelina likes to Preach to us Americans how wasteful & greedy we all are.

Anonymous said...

don't hurt yourself.

Hurt them. Let an elephant rape their hypocrite assholes.

Anonymous said...

She needs to have a place to get away from it all and let Brad raise her brood. She is mentally ill, of that I have no doubt. Her Mom was French, so maybe she feels a kinship when she takes her brother into her bower and they get to know each other's pleasures.
Brad just watches from the window in between feedings, diaper changes, grocery shopping and staring in the mirror.

E.

Anonymous said...

No!!! just shoot me NOW!!! Dayum! I wanna buy "A" house!!! Just 1 thank you. Thats all I need!!!

Anonymous said...

1 for each kid, HEY! Thats an idea!

Anonymous said...

She got pregnant coz no one would hire her anymore. "Hmmmm how do I get me some pr?" Brad and AJ, just stop making movies and go buy a country so you'll have all the adulation you need! Think about it, Brange money, Brange citizenship. You can even make a flag from AJ's tent from the SAG awards.

Anonymous said...

Her carbon-foot-print must be Chernobyl-like. Private planes between homes, searching the world for new additions to her doll collection. Brad Pitt is a pussy-whipped follower submissive masochist with delusions of architectural grandeur.

Anonymous said...

Bravo! and Amen anon 9:48! Well said! Thats no BS!