Friday, March 28, 2008

Kate Moss to marry


Kate's friends say she has told them she's planning a wedding to Jamie Hince. She never listens to me, but, I think she should give Pete another chance. Oh, and can I just tell you how much I hate Ostrich leather? It's like your carrying around a frightened goose pimpled chicken. I hate touching it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Pete. Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one Pete. Take a shower, a bath, and another shower and then scrub those nail clean and brush your teeth. Lather up in Neosporin and gargle iodine for a week by yourself. When you come out the ladies will be lined up to kiss the bunny.

Anonymous said...

Kate is gross and over. I hope she gets married to this dude and disappears. Whoever he is. But she is showing her age and has nasty teeth. I have never liked her.

Anonymous said...

I like ostrich skin boots, on guys. But now that you mention it, it does look like a plucked chicken! EW! Eel skin is cool but never get it close to your credit cards, it will demagnetise them.

Anonymous said...

anon wrote:
"Eel skin is cool but never get it close to your credit cards, it will demagnetise them."


Sorry. Just another urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/science/eelskin.asp

cupcake said...

I don't know which makes me happier, that Kate is finally away from Pete for real (sorry DD) or that cutoffs with black tights are back in style again!!!

Yeahhhhhhh '08 grunge!