Thursday, March 6, 2008

Katie and Tom love Wolfgang Puck


The Little General leads his stunned looking robot out of Pucks "Cut" again. These two love Wolfgang..and meat, I guess. Aliens eat meat, who knew? Let me tell you something about Wolfgang Puck. He may be a food genius and I heart his cook wear, but, he cooks dirty. Puck, you can write me if you don't like that, but, I see you picking your nose while you cook all the time. You try and fool me by doing the thumb and forefinger move real quick, but, I'm onto you dude. And you do it right over the skillet. You also wipe the plate edge with your nasty old apron. I've yelled at short order cooks in shitty diners I've worked in for that crap. It's nasty. Use a plate towel and when it looks yuk, toss it and get a new one. Often. Tommy Girl might like your boogers and old grease, but, I don't.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could someone please explain that death grip he has on her wrist...is he feeling for a pulse? Or is this how people hold hands now in Hollywood? Sigh...it's so hard keeping up with all the new trends.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Didn't Puck get a whole bunch of celebs exposed to Hep A or something?

Dirty Disher said...

Yes, he sure did.

Anonymous said...

EWWWWW

Anonymous said...

maybe be putting boogers in food and wiping plates with a dirty apron is puck's passive-aggressive way of showing his disdain for people who'd pay $100 for a plate with ounce of meat and 10 ounces of decorative sauce?

Anonymous said...

Jeez, he's always clutching her awkwardly. If my fellah held me like that I'd be like, "what the hell with that?"

Anonymous said...

she never ever looks happy anymore - in fact she doesn't even look anything anymore - no expression - no nothing - like a zombie. She can't even speak anymore (re: her last interview). Poor girl.

crystal

Anonymous said...

he's taking her to the potty, can't you see that urgent look on her wittle face?....