Friday, March 28, 2008

Leave Britney alone! (this week)

Brit hasn't done anything stupid for awhile so the best thing the media-tards can come up with is making fun of the stains on this dress. But, she was at the dentist. I don't know about you, but, my dentist, Dr. Nazi, makes me sweat and something always splashes all over me too. Good grief, let the girl go to the dentist, you mongrels!
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There's a new rumor out that Brit's starting her own dance studio for kids, and she's calling it The Basement. I hope it's true, since I gave her that advice awhile back. Maybe she reads here, since daddy won't let her do much else anymore.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a coincidence! I also go to Dr. Nazi! They always get stuff on my clothes too. Its life. I think Brit is doing well and I hope she keeps it up. You should get a cut of the cash if she does take your advice.
-Finley

Anonymous said...

The Basement was the name of Michael Jackson's dance club for kids too!!. Except it was spelled "debasement".

Dirty Disher said...

OH! LOL.

Anonymous said...

when i had braces as a teen i had dr. nazi. his hands slipped with a sharp tool and sliced open the roof of my mouth, he laughed and said 'oops'. he really thought that was funny. well a bit after that he was practically on top of me adjusting something in the back of my mouth, my knee slipped and he was on the floor grabbing his crotch. i laughed and said 'oops'. then i walked out.

prick.

yeah, i've always been this way...

huh, couldn't log in via open ID, said my journal addy was wrong--but it was right....

Dirty Disher said...

Damn, that's a real Nazi!

Anonymous said...

Thank God for her Dad, she was in bad need of control. I like not hearing about her every day.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that just like a good parent? Get your kid to the dentist. All those sweet Starbucks drinks are (were) probably taking their toll on her teeth. Brit has GORGEOUS teeth! A beautiful smile. Thats one thing that never disappoints about her. Her smile. It's bright & sunny. Fab teeth.

Anonymous said...

They might be "fab" but they're fabulous FAKES.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she has to go in regulary for special bleaching due to the effects of her smoking. I dunno about the fake teeth thing. She's always had beautiful teeth, even as a child. Maybe you are right but they don't look like caps to me. Like Hil Duff's do.

Anonymous said...

Whether her teeth are real or fake, they are totally fab and I would trade anyday, if I didn't have to also accept what's been in her mouth.

N.