Lisa Marie Presley is not only knocked up, she's pissed.. *
Under the subject, “Confirmation Under the Gun,” Lisa Marie writes on her Myspace:
“After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.
They couldn’t wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.
Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.
It is unfortunate that I couldn’t have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.
Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.
Sincerely,~LMP”
“After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.
They couldn’t wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.
Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.
It is unfortunate that I couldn’t have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.
Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.
Sincerely,~LMP”
*
Oh, stuff it and go write a novel.
11 comments:
okay so she is pregnant...either way...she looks a mess.
You know, I am pregnant, too, and I don't look like that! I know pregnancy causes weight gain, but seriously, that's not healthy to gain lik that!
Er, typo. I meant not healthy to gain LIKE that. Sorry.
There is 'weight gain' and there is 'looking like a price sow after two hours in the mud'.
LM belongs in the second category. With one caveat: price sows look better a lot.
Its gross how some women use pregnancy to justify the fact that they are big fat slobs. Is it really good for a baby to be constantly bombarded with Cheetos and Big Macs?
Lisa Marie is a gross untalented fat ho anyway who I resent having to look at until she is found dead on the toilet.
LMP looks like an anagram for "limp"
I have had 2 babies in the past 2 years and I never looked like that .... I think shes been hitting too many drive-trus and she'll announce a " miscarriage" soon.
yee gawds! That is one ugly lady!
ViVa Viagra!!!
her body..her business.. as long as your not the one sticking her the bone..why does it matter to you what she looks like?..lol
anyways.. i was one of those women.. i gained over 120 pounds during my pregnancy due to high doses of prednisone and a complication with my pregnancy.. i hope everyone that saw me didnt say those kinds of things about me.. rude shits..
Gawd. Someone actually had sex with that?
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