Max-Lo Skeletor-fromtheblock and Emme-Lo Diva-fromtheblock can't expect to get much sleep. Their mom has hired 6 new body guards to stare at them and also a "color therapist" to find out how to make them smarter through environment. Along with that, Jen has bought them both a totally sterile separate wing of the mansion, diamond rattles, classical music piped through the nursery, their own ponies and a professional baby masseuse who comes twice a week. Really? I'm pretty sure they don't know they are royalty and just want some warm milk and a butt wiping...and some peace.
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Good lord! And I'm sitting here wondering how I'm gonna pay my freakin' heat bill!!!!!!
Bet this article really pisses Brangelina off!! Not that she doesn't splurge, but she gives the same riches to the kids in the middle of Africa and Cambodia!!
This is really sick. It is beyond getting all you can for your kids. She is passing her neurosis along to them as well!!
you know, i've read that people who isolate their kids/babies and are total germaphobes end up causing more allergy/sensitivity problems with their kids....kids need to be exposed to things to build up immunity....of course within reason...uncle cletus with the runny sores should be told to stay home, but you know what i mean....
Look out, people...you thought the Olsen twins were bad? You ain't seen nothing yet!!!
CapriciousCat
Girl's frigging nuts!
Sterile wing, what an idiot. I'm beyond words.
Susan
desinfectants can cause liver damage in babies. And a lack of germs will result in allergies. I am glad that JLO didn't waste any time to ruin her childrens life.
Could someone please shoot her?
THese celebrities really piss me off. Are they really that stupid. Who gives a baby diamond pacifiers (SHILOH) or diamond rattles (MAX AND EMME). Dont they know that the diamonds can come loose, and the kids can choke.
~M
I expect a magazine to come out just for the celebutard's babies/kids. It'll be called "orphans & blobs" or " The million dollar baby " so frivolous these shit heads!!!
I once knew about a 2 year old who died of a cold, because he didn't have any defenses, as his parents kept him in sterile environment all the time. Assholes.
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