Monday, March 31, 2008

OMG! Lopez is endangering her babies!




The curtains, the drapes, the bows, the toys, they are all suffocation devices according to the "experts". The windows have no lock!!! Oh, man! Remove those children from that home immediately!!
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Uhhhh, I may be naive, but, those two don't look like they're up to much to me. I could be wrong, that baldish one looks sneaky. I'll bet she slips knock out drops in the nannies tea, gets up in the wee hours and shimmies down the $500,000 endangered landscaped tree outside the million dollar nursery and poses for paps in a bikini.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate head scarfs she looks like a cleaning woman

Anonymous said...

The cribs are equipped with Halon fire extinguishing and oxygen hyperventilation hoses. The baby night watchman used to be head of pediatrics at UC Med Ctr., their security are all former israeli commandos, and J-Lo bought Kal-El's egg to teach the kids while they sleep. I heard they already talk and can read at a 5 year old level in 5 languages.

Anonymous said...

The nursery really looks like a display case to me - sort of nice, I mean there are some nice things in all that clutter.

Anonymous said...

She had twins by Mark Anthony the ugliest man alive, or next to him, Yuck

Anonymous said...

Those cribs are even more hideous than Mark Anthony. What is that?
"Jailhouse Couture"? Uughh...

Anonymous said...

all those lamps and all that fabric! Scary, they are too close. My daughter won't hang a gauzy canopy over her baby's cradle because she's scared of it and she doesn't even have a baby yet! She see's Bonnie Blue Butler's cradle & cringes with fear! "I'd NEVER hang anything like that over my babys bed"! "It could suffocate"! And I used to love it, now I guess Rhett & Scarlett aren't the only ding-a-lings decorating a baby's bedroom!

Anonymous said...

she thinks she's tricking us with the headscarf! Ha! NOBODY wears bracelets when caring for a newborn baby. You don't wear rings,necklaces or earrings either and you can't have long fingernails 'cuz you will scratch the baby's delicate skin. Those bracelets are a hazard too!

Anonymous said...

This woman has round the clock people taking care of those babies. She makes me ill, I do not like her. She is all about PR