Thursday, March 6, 2008

Sheryl Crow knows everything


Sheryl Crone says Jen Aniston wasn't dumped by Brad Pitt, she says Aniston dumped Pitt.
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She said: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships.
“Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don’t say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven’t had.”
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Skank Crone also once said "Used to be I could drive up to Barstow for the night, find some crossroad trucker to demonstrate his might"..but, she probably stole that, except for the part where she was a truckers whore. Bitch would steal your hubcaps if they banged out a tune. Lance Armstrong is gay as a fruit basket in a homo bordello and he got tired of her stinky dick cheese. Jen Aniston hangs out with this puke? I doubt it. Jen owns toilet paper.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe you should seek treatment to deal with your issues.

Anonymous said...

haha....i'll always picture crow as a lot lizard now!

Anonymous said...

What's with the Crow hate? I need a reason!

I just avoid most of her songs cuz I can't get the good ones out of my head and can't stand the bad ones.

Anonymous said...

How could you not understand all the hate?

Have you no ears?

That stupid twat has been talking out of her uninformed ass on a wide variety of subjects for the better part of a year.

Bitch needs a tall, cool glass of STFU.

Anonymous said...

She's a song thief. DD is right. None of her stuff is hers.