Saturday, March 1, 2008

Simpson with no makeup


Jessica Simpson was caught in LAX without a stitch of makeup, well, maybe some lip gloss, but, that's it. She looks gorgeous without all that crap on her eyes. And younger. She had her old dog Daisy in the LV carrier. Jess can live without makeup and John Mayer, but, not LV. Oh, here's some gossip. Jess's friends say she was talking about her new country album with BF Tony Romo and he said his old girl friend, Carrie Underwood sang country better. (He probably did, because men are stupid that way.) Jess was so upset that now she cries whenever she hears an Underwood song. I cry every time I hear an Underwood song too, but, not for the same reasons. I also try to poke my eardrums out with pencils every time I hear Underwood, but, that's just me.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

she looks way better with no makeup....it's too bad she doesn't realize that...

Anonymous said...

With all her bad pub, I have always thought she was beautiful. With or without makeup. Very few women past the age of 18 can pull that off.
(Before I sound like a fan, I don't have much respect for her, and mostly that machivallian dad).

Anonymous said...

without all the makeup she looks average instead of like a cheap whore. That is an improvement.

Anonymous said...

WOW.She really does look great without makeup!But she definetly doesnt look average. As for Carrie Underwood...I think her music sounds like poo too. Ur awesome DD!!

Amy said...

It also gives the illusion that she's gained 10 IQ points.

Anonymous said...

She is average looking at best and with her money, one would think she'd get all those ugly moles lasered off.

Anonymous said...

I think she looks very good w/o make-up.

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Anonymous said...

LOL, she looks great without makeup. The dorks that keep saying she looks average need to get there nose I mean dicks out of playboy and look at real women. You know the ones that always turn you down.