Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Back in the USA


Sigh...crabbie and I had to cut our trip short because we had to do some Smackdown and we realized we couldn't talk face to face. Only on the phone or computer. So we came home and turned on MSN. HERE's the latest Smackdown.
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P.S...You totally would have bought my photoshopped England picture if it didn't have those damn tree shadows behind my head, which were real, and I didn't have time to get rid of. So stuff it. Crabbie and I will get to England (for me) and France (for him) someday. I continue to buy lotto tickets and he has a kidney for sale.
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My apologies to whoever that cute guy is in the photo with me. Crabbie said he looked like an insufferable douche with a stupid hat. I said, he looks JUST like you, that's why I chose him, otherwise we'd have been in France and you'd be a bald fat guy which were the only tourists I could find in France. Doh. Men are so vain.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

London was great. It rained and Amy Winehouse tried to buy crack from me. And the food sucked. On the bright side, I didn't die of a blood clot from being stuffed into that airplane seat.

Dirty Disher said...

The only crack you have is when you bend over to reach the bottom shelf of the fridge.