In news that makes me yawn, People is claiming Beyonce married Jay-Z in some not so secret lavish ceremony last night. People also reports that 50,000 to 60,000 white orchid blooms from Thailand were delivered. Then they used that top photo, which shows a bunch of cheap trinkets being dropped off. You got ripped, Jay-Z..those look like daffies to me. I just can't wait to see photos of her married armpits. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
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he sure is one ugly dude..and she is a conceited screechy voiced snot...match made in heaven...guess she can overlook the ugliness when he slips her the hot beef injection...lol..
that fucker is uggglllyyyy, she seems like a cunt though so they're good together.
he's a nasty-ass mouth breather who looks permanently stoned...all she can see is, well, I don't know what she sees. He's gross and she's stupid - maybe it is a blissful match made in heaven.
she is screechy voiced!
What she sees in him is money and the pull he brings beind the scenes in the music industry. Wont last, one or the other, both probably will cheat and then we will have to endure a oprah special about it all.
Ugh. Match made in hell.
First off, I don't think Beyonce needs Jay-Z's money.
Anyway, I can't believe how everyone here is hating on his looks. In the 10+ years Jay's been famous, I've never once heard his appearance discussed as a negative.
Apparently Dish's readers are all supermodels, pageant winners & Playboy centerfolds.
Well, 1st off, Bouncie is a white-black girl. Like Halle Berry. & Jay-Z is a very black-black guy. Big ol' lips and all. Mouf breever, yes!!! Like Diddy. Oh well, she likes his mouf and his money and maybe he likes her fat ass. I don't think anybody really cares if they got married, now do we? They've been dating for a long time. I wonder if Ryhanna cried at the wedding? Wahhh!!! This is a story, but a story that most of us could care less about. You know what I'm doing? I'm watching "Must Love Dogs" on Oxygen! It's great. Getting back to it. It's coming on AGAIN!! YAY!! The part about the on the road condom search had me ROTFL!!!Byeeee
Lol, my favorite part of that movie is when Dianne Lane goes on a blind date and she winds up meeting her dad. Too funny.
And yes, I bet we are all supermodels, pageant winners & Playboy centerfolds. Models for the supermarket, Little Miss Flea Mall pageant winners, and Playboy centerfolds advertising Budweiser and nachos. That second one really cracks me up...when I was a kid I had to go with my mom to the Flea Mall and dress as a clown and sell suckers to advertise her craft booth. One day they had a pageant, "Little Miss Flea Market," and she entered me into it dressed as a clown! Can you believe I didn't even win that shit! If you've ever wondered why I'm such a fucktard sometimes, that's why. That episode has forever scarred me for life!
J
I wish I could marry a drug dealer.
mouf breever is a drug dealer too??? No wonder he's rich!
jessica P Wallin: Yeah, in that movie her dad is the Sound of Music dad! Wow! was glad to see he's still with us! & he looks good. But he is such a whore in that movie! I got the impression that at the end he did end up with our wonderful Stockard Channing tho. I love her. That is a great movie and I just never had any desire to pay to see it or rent it. Now I will buy the DVD of it! It's a great movie for us middle age girls. Too funny!
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