Saturday, April 19, 2008

Britney Spears working out



Oh, stop, Brit! It's too hard, you'll hurt yourself! What? She can't buy her own treadmill? You can get one at every garage sale around here. Not that I'd buy one, I'm dedicated to my fat ass. Besides I need the 5 dollars for garage sale purses.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's a lazy-eye-oompa-loompa-shaped-long-waisted-too-long-neck has-been.

Anonymous said...

I wouldnt want people watching me work out either.

Major Majormajor said...

Yeah... that's how most people at the gym "work out".

cupcake said...

1) who cares, but for the sake of argument

2) why do gyms have those obnoxious huge glass window-walls (mine does not), that's asking for trouble

3) who wears sunglasses on the treadmill - also asking for trouble

4) agreed that if you are wealthy and want privacy working out, stay the f*ck home and hire a personal trainer

Anonymous said...

Dishy, what is the best thing you ever got from a garage sale? I think garage sales are great, especially if you can find that one gem.

//Mich

Anonymous said...

WHY?????? is she wearing sunglases?

Dirty Disher said...

My best garage sale buys include Chanel bags, Capezio and Prada shoes, unworn, still in the box, a Calvin Kline wool winter coat in great shape for 10 bucks, a hand carved glass fronted armoire, 40 bucks, a big Hull vase, unchipped..5 bucks, many McCoy pots, no damage..less than a dollar, a genuine Alexander Ross print, and a limited original Homer Winslow, 5 bucks (in original glass frames with signed backings.) I've been at it for decades, I coud go on forever. I'm a good sale/junk shopper. I hardly ever buy new things.
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Oh, I can't leave out..an original Catty Cathy, in original clothes, still talks..60 bucks. Yeah!

Dirty Disher said...

Errrrrr, CHATTY Cathy, you know who I meant.

Anonymous said...

That is amazing. I was thinking you probably were a pro. I still need to perfect my skills. I mostly leave with junk. :)