Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dad unlocks Conners cage for 5 minutes

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Conner Cruise is going to be in some Will Smith film called Seven Pounds. It's a bit part and Tom is said to be very proud of Conner for getting the job all on his own.
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WTF? The Smiths and the Cruises have had their noses up each others ass's for years. I can just see them all at a cult BBQ, Will is licking the toe jam from between Tommy's petite toes and promising to be a Scientologist in secret. Tom is promising him he will be second in charge of the world and Conner is just amazed because Will and Jada are the only other black people he's ever met. Yeah, the kid got that part all on his own. He's a real go getter.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Petite toes? You kill me :)

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Tom's toe jam cures diseases.

Anonymous said...

Connor is such a handsome kid. Hope he doesn't grow up to be as crazy as his father.

Anonymous said...

His toe jam helps him fly. Duh! Don't you people know anything???? This kid is just a Tommy puppet. Wil must have felt compelled to do this for Conner. Tommy must know something that Wil doesn't want leaked. Thats the only explanation. & Tommy is like that. Those people know EVERYTHING!!!!

Anonymous said...

You have quite an active and amusing imagination, DD. Your mind just goes where it wants to; it's like a force of nature.

N.

Anonymous said...

I think toe jam should come in all flavors .That way we wouldnt have to worry about what to spread on toast in the mornings.Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

here here barb! ace of cakes made the cake for my cousin's wedding and it was great! it was a cake made to replicate my cousin and her husband on their boat complete with a tiny cooler full of little coors light cans made out of silver icing... i wish i had a cooler full right now........and fuck tom cruise and his five thousand dollar cake