America's favorite crank whore (sue me cunt) Dina Lohan has been major partying lately. At the Metropolitan Club Monday night she was the last to leave. She was caught wild dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions. Oh, please, this is news? Dina's always done this. She got caught letting some guy finger her in a bar/restaurant not too long ago and the only reason we don't have pics is because paps are even less interested in following her around than Gary Dourdan. Dina's an adult, she can party if she wants to.
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I liked this report better..Dina is a big bitch, wait, they didn't say that but, that's what they meant. Dina's assistant misplaced a piece of her luggage at an airport. Dina was all like, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" She was screaming so everyone heard it. I was just shocked that Dina HAS an assistant..what's she need an assistant for when she's never had a job? Oh wait, she was a Rockette..no, that turned out to be a big Dina fibber. I know! Since The Blow fired her, she's managing hot property Ali Lohan. There's some future big bucks. Hey Ali, sing me White Christmas in your off key monotone. (Future rehab, right there. )
3 comments:
Hi DD. Are you serious about Dina letting some guy "do the walking" at a local bar?. She is so classless and desperate to find a spot in Hollywood. She better hope Ali does better than her sister if she intends to make a living from her daughter's carreer. The pictures I have seen of Lindsay lately are terrible.
I am totally serious. Several people saw it including staff. She was high and drunk.
She's a disgusting woman. Not attractive and mean to boot. An the assistant thing surprises me too. Why does she need one and who pays the person? This womans mouth is so small that it's weird looking. *blech*
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