Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Greasy Bear is now an art dealer


Brandon Davis says he is now a legitimate art dealer and proved it by selling these two Warhols, Marilyn and Flowers, for 400 grand.
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I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box, but, if you sold a Warhol your commission alone would probably be 400 grand. And unless you were absolutely brain dead you would pack and pad a Warhol just to move it across the room. I don't believe you Greasy Bear, you're probably still dealing nickle bags to Lohan (on credit) and living in a relatives car.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i can't believe those are originals he's carrying so non-chalantly....you're right, they'd be padded and crated!!!

Anonymous said...

Crazy enough that he'd trust one to his *own* greasy hands... but an original in the hands of the Keds-wearing doofus behind him??

Pffft. I also call this one bs.

Anonymous said...

PRINTS!!!!!!!! or copies. No way you'd carry that like that, an original would be insured and wouldn't be allowed to just be carted off like that. I see a kid riding by on his bike poking his foot thru them! No way! April Fool joke, a day late.

Anonymous said...

umm...Kelly Osbourne has the original Warhol Marilyn. It's fab. I don't believe this story either.