Monday, April 7, 2008

Happy Birthday Hef


Hef celebrated his 82nd birthday with his girlfriends. Kendra stand as far away as possible blowing air kisses, which is ironic, because he doesn't even screw her anymore. I heard Pam Anderson made an appearance wearing only high heels, prompting Hef to make the obligatory leering faces and noises again. Poor guy, he's 82 and he's seen more poon that any other man will see in a life time, and he still has to pretend they get him hot. She should have gotten him slippers. Anyhow, he seems like a sweet guy, happy birthday, Hef.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to see Hef just start giving away scholarships to low income women with decent GPA's. Playboy makes enough money and girls need to know that even if I am rubbing one out to the mag pictures; I may be thinking that one of them might be a Mensa member!!. That's hot.

Anonymous said...

Love Hef, Bridget & Holly. And now I want cake, dammit!! Ever notice his bedroom door is like a vault door? It's not JUST a door! Probably a sound proof room. I love the guy.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the girls have ditched the white cotton candy hair for more natural golden locks. Looks way better and not so cheap. Bridget already had the look.

Anonymous said...

Kendras HOTTTTTTTTTT!

Anonymous said...

Kendra is a dog and a shit head idiot.