ParAss Hilton tried every way possible to buy that Cheetah she was photographed with. She kept asking shit like "If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?"
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This would be fine if she spent anytime with her zoo, but, she doesn't. She once bought a Tiger cub and it kept peeing on the hotel room carpet so her friends released it into the wilds of downtown Las Vegas. Not joking. Will a Cheetah run away from you, ParAss? Bitch, you could buy a legless dog in a coma and it would find a way to escape you.
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Crazy bitch trying to buy unconditional love. Try rhe mirror; it works for me.
You know, we haven't seen anything about her in about a week. It was nice. *sigh*
...legless dog in a coma...hahahaha. That was funny Dishy. Funny and true.
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