Thursday, April 3, 2008

I've sunk to a new low


Stealing from Perez. Geez, how bored am I? Perez made good on his threats to Mayer by posting these pics on his blog and claiming he made out with John. He claims it's 100% true.
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Where are the make out pics, Mario? Because if it had happened you'd have had a camera and posted it 10 min later. If you'd fucked him, you'd have had a camera up your pudgy behind and be giving away Mayer spooge, as a prize, in some blog contest.
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Do not ask me why Perez is pissed at John, I already posted that.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dunno about this BS. John is a freak tho. but no way would Mario been able to keep his flap shut if this was ever true. Even if he didn't tell, somebody else woulda! And please tell me why perez is mad at John, I'm sorry...but I musta missed that one!

Anonymous said...

cause Perez is an idiot???

Anonymous said...

I doubt JM cares if Pee-pee is mad at him anyway! JM is here mocking the cum marks that Pee-Pee always scribbles on pics on his site, it doesn't mean they made out. Gawd almighty! I don't think so. John's a pretty kinky fella however! Unless there's video or photo evidence of it no one will ever believe his lying fat a**.

Anonymous said...

Holy Chr***!!! Please do not post pics of PH on here again! *Pukes*...he's hard to take the sight of. Don't taint your site again!!! Taint pretty!!!!

Anonymous said...

IF it is true - and that is a big IF then it would have to be pity mixed with alcohol. A LOT of alcohol. No way John would be needing to go there. Not a fan of his music, what I have heard is ok, but he is a cutie.

To the first anon if I may it is because John Mayer made a reference in his blog which may or may not have been about Perez and imho was in no way defamatory. Was about acceptance and considering place in society and mentioned a lot of different types of people, not big fat Mario personally.

Thanx for calling him on being a sleazy fat pathetic loser DD - seems there is nothing this fool won't do.

Anonymous said...

Right on DD. From now on, it's you and Crabbie for me. Perez is pathetic. I love how lately he's been throwing in those "donate to a good cause" crap posts. Please. It's an ultimate donation to him and his (unworthy)fortune.

Anonymous said...

Nayo. Sorry. There'd be pix, flix & video everywhere of this makeout session. In yer wet dreams, bitch.
Don't come to this town mess with our Mayer.

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Major Majormajor said...

And Castro is dead. BTW.

Unknown said...

This is total BS! Perezito is so full of himself! he needs to get over his pathetic piece of nasty ego already!

Anonymous said...

Indeed.
I hate the sight of Perez and was sickened to see his photo here. Twice, no less.

He's a back-stabbing, boot-licking, choad-smoking, talentless hack with no redeeming qualities what.so.ever.

Can't somebody please just 'off' the fat fucker?