Sigh..how do I even start this post? Ever since MC new thang E=mC 2 came out (that means Emancipation of Mariah Carey to the second power if you live in a tree somewhere) she has become even more obnoxious. I didn't think it was possible. This twat has been giving everyone diet and exercise advice..hire a chef, hire a trainer, buy a gym with Olympic pool) and if talk show hosts don't tell her she's the hottest sexiest thing ever invented, well, she has the money for a hit man. The other day she had an interview with some poor shlub, he waited all day but her highness never showed. She just didn't feel like being bothered by someone less important than herself, which is everybody. He was worried he'd be fired for being late coming home with the story so he stayed over. Finally the next day she showed, hours late, and demanded he be doused with her absurd marshmallow/butterfly piss perfume before she would sit in the same room with him. Getting a picture in your mind?
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Now MC thinks she's bigger than Elvis and The Beatles combined (who the fuck is buying her shit???) and NYC wants to honor her by lighting the Empire State Building in her approved colors..pink and purple. From April 25 to 27...MC will flip the switch herself. I hope she gets electrocuted and it's on video. I hope the fat in her ass starts a blaze the likes of which Mrs. O'Learys cow never envisioned. I hope all that's left is the Empire State Building and a fried butterfly ring and a black sizzling puddle of melted Diva...and the smell of fish and marshmallow cream.
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She needs another Glitter moment so she can taste dirt one more time. When Luis Miguel ended their relationship she threatened suicide. Her and Barbra Streisand should be forced to live in the same room and share a bathroom, TV, and telephone. I wuold pay to watch those two geniuses converse.
Is this bit** kidding us with this pink & purple shiz? Good gawd almighty. The ESB? No shit? Hell, I guess if her people wanna pay to do that, then let 'em, cuz, trust me, it aint' free! Ever been there? That place is HUGE!!! And it takes hours to get to the top for a tour. It's worth the long lines tho. King Kong, where are you when we need you fella?
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