Thursday, April 24, 2008

More little punks want to sell you clothes


Rumer Willis stated, “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing that lifestyle.”
Pete Wentz stated, “Everyone can wear Op and its cool. Fashion should make you comfortable and that is what Op does.”
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OP will be available at Wal-Mart. The photoshopping has already begun. They didn't have to shop Rumer's body, her body is compensation from the universe for her face, but, they took her chin down 10 notches. They also made Pete's head normal size. Petes head is as big a problem as Rumers chin, so it had to be some work. Sadly, there was nothing they could do for boy ho, Wilmer Valderamma. I don't know who the other guy is..if you do, you can tell me, but, I won't really care. The report on this shenanigan said the "chemistry was infectious." Penicillin will take care of that.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the 3rd guy could be corbin bleu, he's one of the High School Musical teenfreaks.

Hi, from Argentina!

Anonymous said...

OP is so 70's!! I didn't know it was still around. Wal-Mart? Now thats class! They better stock it in 4XL's!! and thats just in the ladies dept!!

Shorty said...

I just noticed OP at WalMart last week. They actually have some really cute items (short sleeve zippered hoodie $16 and short shorts $9). Really cute stuff at reasonable prices! Not sure why they choose Ms. Willis to represent the line - what a dog face!

Anonymous said...

OP was *80's*

Anonymous said...

In Corpus Christi, TX, OP was HOT in the late 70's at all the surf shops right next to the SEX wax! LOL! So don't tell me, u johnny come lately!

Anonymous said...

k - that does not look like rumer willis. Why doesnt she go see a surgeon & do that to her chin for real? She would possibly be kinda cute.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to tell you who Wilmer Valderamma is, even though you won't listen: He was Fez on That 70's Show (also featuring Aston Kutcher, as you might know), and later on he had a terrible show on MTV (or VH1? Same difference) called "Yo Mamma" or something in that vein. That show, however, is best left forgotten.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and you even tricked me into spelling his last name wrong. It's supposed to be Valderrama.