Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Hasslecrack, Hasslecunt, HassleHo) took her kid (in the black and white) to some plastic pony show which means Hasslecunnie is a better child care provider than I am, or a bigger attention whore, because I wouldn't go there if you paid me. I won't take this kid I have out in public except to McDonalds, because most of the people who work at our McD's are so stupid and rude they deserve to see her tantrums and they have a nice big place in front of the counter she can kick and scream because she doesn't get her "Popeyes" in one second.*
We have lots of these hideous My Little Pony twats all over the house in a variety of sizes. They don't do a damn thing and they're ugly so I don't understand their popularity. They come with a comb and brush, lost in the first five minutes and then they lay around until I step on them and wedge a hard plastic ear between my toes and throw them away. Why don't I just paint eyes on a brick?
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I like Hasslebungs young photo..she's the only underage celeb who induced dreams of bitch slaps. Man, I'll bet people hated her then as much as they do now.
I like Hasslebungs young photo..she's the only underage celeb who induced dreams of bitch slaps. Man, I'll bet people hated her then as much as they do now.
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My gawd those glasses on a child? Who would do that? She's a mess, funny,goofy little kid that like mine, didn't care what she wore as long as it made her happy, matched or not, didn't matter. She looks like a goofy, funny,imaginative child here but the glasses really stump me. wow.
PS: I kinda like MLP! Sorry DD! I think thats super cute & woulda took my kid! You're a mean dra'ma! LOL! I always took my own kids to Sesame Street Live and Disney on Ice. It's fun. They still talk about all those times, 20 years later! It makes memories.
I know I'm mean..I hear it everyday.
My 7 year old said that pony was too big and scared her to death, LOL! This coming from a child who made me take her to see The Wiggles when she was 4. That must be one scary ass pony.
I took my two year old to My Little Pony and it was TORTURE. We did the Wiggles last month and they were great. That Blue Wiggle, Anthony was reason enough for me ;)
I cant stand EH on the view, just cant stand her! I dont understand how she can be so myopic when it comes to politics, if bushs people dont say it she wont accept it as truth.
She should go back to her natural color.
Awww, don't be like that. Look how happy the little girl is. My daughter used to love Little Pony and must have had twenty. I also shelled out for a massive castle which played an irritating song as one of its "features", and a My Little Pony Island (better music). Just gave the lot away to a friend with a three year old, who loves it all (the kid, not the friend, who may never speak to me again).
N.
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