Sumner Redstone fired Tom Cruise once from Viacom/Paramount Pictures for acting nutty in his personal life. He teamed up with United Artists and now "Valkyrie", his ill thought out Nazi film has gotten bad buzz and is pushed back for the third time. Execs admit they have no idea how to market it.
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Why don't they market it like the medical marijuana, Tom Cruise Purple, which makes you see things that aren't there and jump on couches? Just put that shit in a baggie and stick his fug mug on the front and tell people they can't have it. Then maybe someone will want it. Tom Cruise is trippin'.
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The best things about Tom Cruise are "his daughter"(right Tom), and the people that impersonate him. Xenu might have to find himself a new communicator.
I heard he & Sumner were trying to make up & play nice. I hope not. Tom blew it and I hope he isn't given another chance. He's a loser and can't open a movie anymore. Nobody likes him, he's got bad ju-ju.
There is a very large Scientology center (reading room?) across the street from my University. It's so odd to me, I cross Guad. everyday and here's this big, huge honkin' Scientology center and people are coming and going like it's free porn and Ring-Dings all day long. I don't get it - these nuts are just that, nuts.
I had truly hoped that by now Robo-Katie would have had enough and gone into Witness Protection with Suri. But maybe she's in it for the long hall...but wait for Suri's teen years - she's going to blow the damn roof off everything. Kids (especially girls) don't respond well to overbearing/regimented parents that don't even let you get a bit dirty. The Xenu Worshippers might have Katie, but Suri's gonna give 'em all hell if she's kept under Tommy Girl's thumb as she ages.
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