Dakota Fanning is 4 months pregnant!!! Dakota has not been seen out for awhile and now her reps have confirmed the star is pregnant. 14 year old Dakota released a statement saying "This is a private issue and I have no intention of marrying at my age, or ever. I have my own production company in the works and I am a very good investor. This child will be well taken care of. I am quite capable of making my own decisions at this point in my life and career and would greatly appreciate some privacy now."
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OMFG! Are you kidding me? What in the world is going on with this kid???
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NOTE...APPRIL FOOLS! My apologies to Dakota Fanning, though I thought my dialog was spot on.
17 comments:
APRIL FOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
STFU!!!! You emm-effer!!!
I was going to say, this has to be an April Fool's Joke! I was going to do Hannah Montana pregnant, but Dakota Fanning...good thinking! How about Abigail Breslin? She strikes me as a total hooch. Okay, I'm totally kidding!!
oh that was wrong in so many ways!
LMFAO...I almost bought it...though after some thinking I suddenly realized it is the first of april and then it wasn't that hard to put one and one together XD nice april's fool though! I must say I was very shocked at first!
I knew it was an April Fool's joke immediately.
I guess because I've been looking for an over-the-top story all frickin' day.
(btw... It wasn't even remotely-believable.)
Oh no?! It's totally believeble. That girl has her period. Anythings possible!
if she'd become pregnant at that age, wouldn't she be jailed because of child abuse?
Dakota jailed because she abused Dakota?
Ya it's believable. and crabbie would be happy for her misery if it were true.
Good one, dishy! although way too shocking to be true!
Good try but shes too much of a goody goody to get herself knocked up at this age .. or so Ive read ..
I almost died!
OMG!!!!!!!! That is so not cool.. haha! i was gonna say, i didn't think she was over 6 anyway.. :P
LMAO - You are wonderfully evil ;)
Its not a funny joke, this is still a child. It made me sick inside.
Knew it wasn't true as soon as I saw it... But this sort of rumour could do some real damage if taken the wrong way... Where's your head at girl???
Oh, lighten up... @ last poster. This is exactly the kind of shocker needed to make people aware of teenage pregnancy. Albeit she is a kid, but she is also a public figure, and kids her age ARE getting pregnant, so even if this gets spread around as rumour (which can be easily proven wrong) the underlying message will remain. So it doesn't seem exloitative to me at all. DD did right, this ought to make people think. Plus I was totally sold on the news, lol!
I didn't know alien children could get preggos
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