What would my day be without Ashton Kutcher quotes? Nothing, that's what. Here's some new gems, be sure and take notes.
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“I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give.”
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“If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much. More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”
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“Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money. I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.”
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“I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit, took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy, and found her own Oleg Cassini.”
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Dude, no one's making out with you..you're married! Does he not get that? Call me when Hillary Clinton begs you to make out with her. Personally, I'd never again make out with a guy who drops names like "Oleg Cassini." I've learned my lesson. Oh, and while I'm at it..Rosie O'Donnell called, she want's her craft project head band back.
4 comments:
i do agree with what he says about hillary though...she desperately needs a good designer and stick with them....
huh? he's really not that great-looking and that is one of the saddest comments I've ever heard.
he's not all that DD, get over it. & he has a small dick!
God he loves himself. He cant act, he married a mother figure. Pathetic. What was Demi thinking...from Bruce to this metro
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