Saturday, April 19, 2008

Things that leave me puzzled



Chris Crocker has a nip slip, but, it's okay to show it because he's a guy. Or is he? Everyone has nipples, so I don't get it either way.
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The media jumps on Jenna Jameson eating an oyster and 50 photos pop up. Jenna is a porn queen who's slurped and swallowed 90 hunerd things more disgusting than raw oysters..so why is this so hot? Because she had to pay for them? I'll bet she didn't. Now I'm mad..Jenna Jameson gets free oysters.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jenna will swallow anything of that consistency.

mm

Anonymous said...

WAAAAIIIIT a minute!

I thought Chris Crocker was back in Timbuktoo-- (or wherever the hell Grammaw 'n Grammpaw keep his cage)-- licking his emotional wounds over his failed "Hollywood career?"

Now I find that this little walking, duck-lipped STD is back to freewheeling, freespending and freefucking all over LA?!

Sheeeeut.

Anonymous said...

Jenna, please step away from the Botox!

Anonymous said...

Why is she allowed to take up space on this blog? C'mon DD! She's a porn star and a retired one at that. Fake as they cum *cough* and fugly as he** too. Of course she slipped & slurped her way thru this oyster for the paps who all creamed their pants when they watched her. This is just stupid. Who the he** cares what this ho eats????? I had a string cheese for breakfast this morning Jenna? You care? Didn't think so.

Anonymous said...

Her hands are so much whiter than the rest of her body and her face...

Anonymous said...

Chris Crocker? I thot he dried up and finally went back to grandmas house! He is such a freak. His Hollywierd thing just didn't happen after all? I think he's just too much of a loose cannon. Totally uncontrollable. YouTube is his BFF! Riding around in a Ford F-150 pick up? Yeah, thats star power!!