Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Those Madden brothers





Contrasting couples..Nicole Richie sans makeup lugging her baby through LAX. Harlow stares at daddy Joel like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Which is the way babies should stare at their dads.
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Joel's twin brother Benji and his true love, ParAss Hilton opt for a more traveled road than an airport..The Ivy. There seems to be no real reason to eat at The Ivy except to run into scads of paps.
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In other ParAsshole news, the heiress got in some trouble in Moscow and was banned from the Hyatt there for writing her name and the date on the wall. She was fined $9,000 dollars in addition to the $16,000 a night fee for the room. Don't ask me why a strip of fugly 70's wallpaper is worth 9 grand, but, ParAss wouldn't care anyway. She could find 9 grand in the couch cushions. Or her ass crack.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nicole looks real and seems to have really inproved her image, that baby is cute. Parass is still worthless, regardless how rich.

Anonymous said...

I suppose it shouldn't be the least bit surprising that she'd never heard of photoshop.

Anonymous said...

70s wallpaper? god, shut the fuck up. You know nothing.

Anonymous said...

Nicole is cute & so is her baby. & Paris...no comment. The Maddens should feel lucky to even have a gf! They are fat! And not even good looking at all. Benji's got about 4 chins!!! Paris can't be serious about him. It's a publicity thing for her, thats all. This will play itself out by the end of summer. Joel might be a nice guy but w/e...I doubt that. He was bumping Hillary Duff & was pretty quick to hop in the sack with Nic & get her preg!

Anonymous said...

The Ivy! How pretentious is that f'g place? Go there because the food is good? I think not! Gawd, just drive thru the BK & Benji would be happy. Look at him! He will eat anything! And that damn "shitty chic" fence of theirs needs destroyed! I hate seeing that thing. It's LA, not Cape Cod!!!