The worst mermaid costume of all time

Katie Price aka Jordan has been busy between surgeries writing children's books. Sexy children's books, no doubt. Yep, kids care about her. She is a household name like Dora, right? If she can't come up with a better costume, I'm led to believe the books are lacking imagination too. It reminds me of the lame Halloween costumes I had as a kid. Like that time my mom cut a hole in an old tablecloth and then wrapped her girdle around me and told me I was a Gypsy. Lame.