Saturday, May 24, 2008

Aniston and Mayer..more than we need to know

Star Magazine reports:
New couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are making some beautiful music together - in the bedroom! In the new issue of Star, we report on the couple's super hot sex life that has left Jen floating on cloud nine for the last couple weeks. "She is having the best sex of her life with John," a source close to the actress tells Star, "and she's loving every minute of it." So just what does John do to make Jen think her body is a... wonderland? According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps. "John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."
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Hmmmm, and what does SHE do for him? Has no pushy perverted father with a video camera, does not beg for erotic asphyxia and pretty sure she doesn't shit in his bed. Other thing he does for HER...does not look like Vince Vaughn.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, excellent post.
I am sure Brad had always been used to women swooning around him, but deep inside he was submissive since he lacks identity and personality (he even thinks he is an architect because he knows a few). To him, "being with Brad Pitt" was sufficient to satisfy a woman. So his sex life with Jen was vanilla.

When he met Angelina, she was the alpha in the bedroom and showed him a world he never knew = pussy whipped.

John seems fun and adventurous and obviously creative. Taking Jen and leading her into places where she can play with her sexuality and interact with a partner, not just getting laid.

Sex with Jessica was like a box of chocolates....

Anonymous said...

i think VV is kinda hot....

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty Jellis' of Jenny. Even if it's just a fling, it sounds like John is getting it done rigggghhhht!!!!!

I'm sure Brad & Jen's sex life was very Vanilla. Honestly, I always thought they looked like brother & sister. It was just too weird.

I can't wait for the brangelina break up. LOL! We will all needs lots of Popcorn.

It's going to be better than Denise & Charlie. Especially when Angie goes back to eating cat ( Jenny Schimizu ) and there is a War over Nannies and hired help.

Barb said...

I know that everyone thinks that John Mayer is really hot. But, I just don't get his attracton. I don't care for his looks, and surely not his attitude. However, this just explains why he can get so many women, and keeps them as long as he wants to!

Anonymous said...

It is probably extremely rare for a male celebrity to do anything but just lie there in bed. In fact, if Jen's so surprised by all of this (fairly straightforward fun in the bedroom) at nearly 40 years old, then the same can be said of her as well. I say Go Johnny! Show that girl how it's supposed to be done!

Anonymous said...

Whipped cream? Feathers? Ice cubes? Are people really calling that "creative"?! SO FUCKING DUMB!! Is he in High School? Hey John, try some hot candles wax, or spanking her bottom! Oooo, tie a cherry stem with your tongue!! You're SO original John!!