Thursday, May 1, 2008

Benji wrote Paris a song


“It's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me”, he actually wrote me a beautiful song, and recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It's this really beautiful love song about me.”
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"He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.“My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."
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Sure, he's different than any guy you've met, ParAss..he's the only one of the 300 million, 400 thousand dudes you've blown who takes you seriously. ParAss will eventually leave Benji crumpled on a sidewalk like an empty Starbucks cup that missed the waste basket. Benji will recover because he's strong. I know that because he has no fear of albums like Stars Are Blind, STD's, 30 non-housebroken Chihuahuas, Kathy Hilton, and he's willing to sleep with Hello Kittys blank eyes staring at him.
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When I spellchecked this post, the word "recorded" lit up and it said only "intoxicated." For real. There's a divine sign for Benji.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

DD, how are you & the family doing? Hang in there. We are all thinking about you.

Paris & Benji again..more non news. *yawn* wake me up when this is over!

Anonymous said...

the song is probably like "i use to be STD free, now i'm not; i've been to london, then to france, got to paris and lost my pants; what's that itch PARIS, who's that bitch PARIS do da do da"....

Dirty Disher said...

TY anon, I'm doing better today. I'll blog about it all Sunday. And Tia..LOL, yep. I had lyrics too.

Anonymous said...

DD, you are unbelievable! Your strength is admirable.

Dirty Disher said...

There are literally hundreds of people helping me through. I had no idea the numbers and the kindness. It will be okay. Thanks for thinkin' of me.