Saturday, May 10, 2008

Beyonce is going to be such a good mommy!


And her mom is going to be an AWESOME granny. Look at their kids line! I heard Violet Affleck is threatening to boycot all her parents movies and get emancipated if she doesn't get 6 inch heels from House of Deréon. Slap on that lip gloss, people, because if your 4 year old aint rockin' sexy, you suck.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a 17 m.o. son. And, I know that there are alot more pressures these days on our kids, boys and girls alike. But, I think there are so many more on females.

This is just an example of early pressure to look cool and hot placed on young girls.

What the hell is up with the high heels?

Anonymous said...

didnt mean to imply that there are any current pressures on my 17 month old.

I have teen and preteen neices and nephew.

FonHom said...

Sick, sick, sick.

We all know Beyonce's background - how the parents are so very involved, yadda yadda. I think "Play Barbie" Mom and "Puppet Master" Dad must have had some weird action in their pasts. Dirt must be dished.

Anonymous said...

I'm all for kids playing dress-up, but this is a bit much! "Mommy, when I grow up I wanna be just like that lady on 23rd street. Boys like her and give her presents!"

Anonymous said...

5 year old whores. A pedo's dream.

Somebody should drown that whole Knowles clan.

And who pays for the ruined feet, the damaged spines (and that is the nice stuff that can happen).

Anonymous said...

It's nice that they are so in touch with reality! When I was that age, I mostly wore only Levis or Toughskin Jeans (The ones with the double-ply knees) and sneakers. My life would be so much different today if I had the House of Deion at my disposal. And if someone had applied makeup to me as an infant. It's great to see money being spent wisely!

Anonymous said...

Ewwww. I have a four year old nephew and a baby neice and they are cute as in their real kids clothes. I am sure that their mum would never dream of dressing them up like this.