I didn't know she had it in her, and I'm still trying to figure out where she learned it. Oh, I guess you would like to know who and what I'm talking about. So, this breakup that you have been hearing about in the past couple of days? You know the big one. Anyway, from what I have been told, the reason they broke up is because she was too kinky for him. Her? I know. Unbelievable. What I guess finally drove him away was the fact that she is a big fan of erotic asphyxiation. She loves having it done to her to the point of passing out. He tried it once. Freaked him out, so he left because she wanted it most of the time. What I can't figure out is who taught it to her? I doubt she reads so someone must have done it with her.
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That was from Crazy Days And Nights. Any guesses???
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jessica simpson!! that would 'tie in' (haha) with her shitting on john mayer...probably more 'kink'...
probably something she learned from dear ole dad...
That's creepy. I could see how she probably thinks that if she pushed the envelope in the bedroom men would not leave her. I typically pass out AFTER sex.
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Poor Jess
One of my favorite singers died that way. Not a good idea.
Oh man...Albert Dekker went that way too. Be careful Jess.
That definitely explains the lack of brain power.
That would explain the brain cell deficit.
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