Monday, May 5, 2008

Bitch Bling and Dishy Links


Mariah really married Nick, it seems. There's a licence in the Bahamas. It was called an "impulsive moment." Are you fucking kidding me? This chick can't even frolic in the Aspen snow without 3 hairdressers, 15 personal photographers, a nip tweaker and 7 stylists to shove her fat ass into a parka. Impulsive, my ass. Ohhhhhhh, butterfly piss. Okay, she's not fat right now..I'm still mad at her.
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Dishy Links..
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Crabbie has all the Oprah/Tom Cruise vids on. Bless yer gossipin' heart, crabster.
David Cook kisses some fishy things and it's not Paula. OMG
Remember back when Paris didn't want to be Nicole? Defamer

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that ring is fug

Anonymous said...

bologna, anon.

it's an amazing ring.

a little obnoxious, but never the less.

Anonymous said...

It is so over the top it looks fake. But we all know it ain't!!! If I owned it, it would be a Diamonique from QVC!!! And I'd still love it! Hey! Maybe they will do one?

UmassSlytherin said...

I would sooner wear a three dollar pink plastic Hannah Montana heart-shaped ring emblazened with the words "Secret Star" than sport this ugly piece of junk. It looks like a prop for the third-grade school play.