Saturday, May 31, 2008

Dammit to blogger hail..false alarm

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Saint Angelina did NOT have her twins yet..damn the rags. But, we do have this juicy tidbit from a former Jolie nanny..
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"So that means chaotic meals (each child can have whatever they want to eat), nightmare bath hours (the bathroom's soaking by the time they finish), children chirping in all different languages (Maddox only wants to speak in French) and six televisions that are on around the clock. Making things even crazier, cellphones, landlines, fax machines ring around the clock and the doorbell chimes with constant deliveries of clothes and toys."Their friends in Los Angeles, New Orleans and even Italy all say the same thing: It's insane," says a source.And when Brad and Angelina aren't skinny-dipping at 2 a.m., they're finalizing plans for all of their children to be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth to twins in July."
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You know what? SO WHAT? If they can stand it, it doesn't bother me. No I don't relate. When the kid is here, one TV and 5 musical talking toys is quite enough. I've learned to play awhile then tune it out and read a book. But, if Brad and Angie think it's tolerable..that's their business. As for the kids being in the delivery room..I think that's cool. She still needs to shut up telling us what we feel and how to raise little artists, but, who gives a fuck if her kids live in a 70 million dollar circus?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOVE that Picture. LMFAO! Did you take this Shrine Picture from one of those brangelina worshipping blogs ( AHEM! ) Like Just Jared. LOL!

Anyways... I suspect when the new blobs come, the Alarms ( AKA Brangeloonies ) will be pounding the keyboards so loudly ( fighting with the rest of us Non Loons ) that the Internet will be busted for DAYS!

and btw. I hope the rags were wrong about the one blob name being isla ( pronounced eye-la ) that's my wonderful Aunt's name. Thiswill make me despise skankalina even more.

Dirty Disher said...

Some nimrod actually painted that picture on a super market ceiling. As for the names, the middle names are grandmothers. I don't know about the others.

Anonymous said...

D.D OMG! These freaks are too obsessed but I think the picture of Saint Angelina is hysterical. LOL!

I could probably like her ( Saint Angelina ) if she wouldn't say such stupid things. And you know these stoooopid things are too loooong to type.

For names I still like Blob #2 and #3.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

That pic scares me in ways that I cannot even begin to explain...

Anonymous said...

Well, it's important if you think of the children. A media circus is not exactly the best place to grow up in. Let alone the 24/7 TV pollution.

Of course Brad & Angie will "tolerate it". She's crazy anyway and he's a doorknob.

Anonymous said...

That's the best I've seen Z look, ever