Jessica Alba forced herelf to smile for FitPreg mag and offers these tidbits about raising children for all of us to ponder and learn from..
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“I don’t want to be my child’s best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it’s going to be about treading that line.”
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Oh, shut up. This bimbo has no clue. I'll bet you a Mexican dinner she has no idea how to even change a Pamper. She doesn't know she will be pooped on and how far projectile vomit can go. She hasn't stocked up on hemorrhoid cream and bra pads for leakage. I just hate it when presumptuous stars who can afford 6 nannies start this shit talk. Talk to me when it's 2 am and you're covered with upchucked sour milk curds and haven't slept or changed your sweats in four days. That will never happen to her. Gawd.
Oh, shut up. This bimbo has no clue. I'll bet you a Mexican dinner she has no idea how to even change a Pamper. She doesn't know she will be pooped on and how far projectile vomit can go. She hasn't stocked up on hemorrhoid cream and bra pads for leakage. I just hate it when presumptuous stars who can afford 6 nannies start this shit talk. Talk to me when it's 2 am and you're covered with upchucked sour milk curds and haven't slept or changed your sweats in four days. That will never happen to her. Gawd.
8 comments:
I just had my baby 3 weeks ago. She's a good baby and I still wonder if I'll ever sleep again. I hate Alba, I wish she'd vanish from the face of my planet.
Awwww, the sleep thing gets better, real soon. I promise. I'd like to see your baby's photo!
Aww youll get a good nap in real soon 9:15 =) Me too @ baby pics!
As for the celeb wisdom from mommy to be shed been reading fortune cookies at one of her baby showers. Just wait until she reads a cerel or pamper package.
my 1st baby didn't sleep an entire night thru for 2 1/2 years. I was about to give birth for the 2nd time. So, 2 weeks before my daughter was born, my son decides to start sleeping all night. Oh well. I even had to rock him to sleep when he was still inside me. He's 24 now & to this day, he requires little sleep. Some babies just don't sleep, sorry! My 2nd baby did fine. Thank gawd!
"I hate Alba, I wish she'd vanish from the face of my planet."
You poor mommy. But you're funny! Call somebody to take the baby so you can sleep. But guess what? You'd take that opportunity to get caught up on the laundry & cleaning, right? Wrong! Sleep girl. I feel it for you. Been there babe.
OMG anon 9:15! Flash back. I wish I could send you some zzz!
More like anon 10:04, my son is 17 months old and only began to sleep through the night (well, almost) when I stopped breast feeding about 3 weeks ago. However, from what I have heard, most babies will start to sleep through the night around 2 months or so. Please hang in there.
I was never able to take a nap when he was sleeping in the daytime. Hopefully, you can.
All I can say is that they are so worth it.
gee, she doesn't want a brown baby, no wait she DOES want a brown baby...she wants the kid to be a nerd, not popular...she wants rainbows to come out of her ears and she has absolutely zero clue of the reality of being a parent...
schedule that kid NOW for therapy!
God, I hate her too.
Notice that when she's smiling it doesn't even LOOK like her?
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